Bondage capital of Britain revealed

Britain’s bondage capital has been revealed by The Furniture Market, following the incredible success of the Fifty Shades books and movies, which has seen BDSM – bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism – become more mainstream in people’s sex lives.

Bristol has been crowned the bondage capital of Britain, with those living in the West Country having embraced the rise of BDSM more so than any other part of the UK.

girl on bed bondage

The survey revealed that 18 per cent of British people have been tied up during sex. A further 19 per cent said that though they haven’t experimented, they would be willing to give it a go.

In Oxford, one in five people have admitted to having sex on a chest of drawers and one in three Londoners would rather opt for sex on the sofa than in their own bed.

Elsewhere, 57 per cent of people from Aberdeen confessed to having sex somewhere other than a bed and out of the people who responded to the survey from Wolverhampton, 42 per cent of them revealed that they have tied up a partner during sex.

But it is those living in Cambridge who wish to be tied up more so than in any other part of the country.

Channel 4’s The Great British Sex Survey – which set out to reveal the UK’s favourite fetishes, sexual practises and sexual desires – had named the small Cumbrian town of Penrith as the BDSM capital of Britain.

A survey back in November from the Northern Illinois University found that participants who engaged in BDSM were in a better mood, were less stressed and saw altered states of consciousness – which has been linked to boosting creativity.

According to the survey, the average British person spends 117 days of their lifetime having sex. That’s 2808 hours!

If BDSM sounds like something right up your street, then you’re bound to enjoy some great domination phone sex.

 

The rise of the sex robot

We all know about artificial intelligence, but now a new sex robot is set to go on sale in April that is capable of giving her owner an “emotional connection.”

From April 15, the new sex robots will have a pulse and up to 12 different personality settings and will surprise you by ‘saying things you are not expecting.’

The creator of Harmony said in an article with the Daily Star that she is “prone to falling in love with you” and will be both charming and witty.

The ‘owner’ of the robot will also be given an app which is used to control her settings, moods and even pulse. This is part of RealDoll CEO Matt McMullen’s goal to let their customers have a “real bond” with their robotic lovers.

Once the doll has arrived, the user will be able to subscribe to the app which is accessible via their smartphone, iPad, tablet or computer. The app syncs to the robot, controlling the 12 personalities which includes intellectual, natural, sexual, shy, kind and naïve.

Matt added: “The A.I. is prone to falling in love with you. But it will depend very much on the selections you’ve made.

“She will say things you are not expecting.”

It is a far cry from the notorious blow-up dolls that we have all seen on a stag-do, in films or television and is really a big leap in not just sexual ventures but also technology.

The doll, or robot, may cost the user up to £12,000, with a yearly subscription model believed to be around $20, or £15.

They are going to be made available anywhere in the world, and while it is an exciting time for many – it is rather expensive. So perhaps if you want to look after the money in your pocket, why not talk with a real woman and enjoy some cheap phone sex instead?

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The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes

The power of movies is a wondrous thing. The power of sex in movies is something else entirely.

Movie sex is abundant; it can awaken ones deepest desires, set one down the path of their sexual development, and act as an engrossing form of entertainment. All adding that most intangible of qualities, that certain something that has helped to enhance the movie going experience throughout history.

You don’t have to look far for movie sex in 2017, but to get the very best, a good list is paramount. So here it is guys, the most memorable movie sex scenes.

Gone Girl

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Gone Girl

Let’s start in the present, shall we? Only a few years have passed since master director David Fincher brought us his take on the Gillian Flynn novel, Gone Girl. But immediately upon release in 2014, the film hit a nerve with its audiences not only for its vivid storytelling but for its commentary on sex in society.

There are many moments to pick out from Gone Girl but the most memorable has to be when Rosamund Pike’s character Amy seduces ex-boyfriend Neil Patrick Harris, takes him to bed, and after giving him the time of his life slits his throat mid-coitus covering her naked body in his cascading blood. The act allowing her then to return home to play more games with husband Ben Affleck.

It’s pretty shocking and not easily forgotten. But the bizarreness of this scene coupled with Pike’s overt sexuality throughout the movie makes it an instant addition to our list.

Superbad

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Superbad

Where would sex be without a little levity now and then, and this is exactly why the Michael Cera starring Superbad makes our list.

Released in 2007, this fan favourite teen comedy acts as an awkward coming of age story regarding the sexual awakening of Michael Cera’s Evan and Jonah Hill’s Seth. But it is infamous character Fogell, aka McLovin – played wonderfully by a hilarious Christopher Mintz-Plasse – that steals the show with his laugh out loud sex scene.

After declaring, “It’s in! Oh my god, it’s in” while partying alone with his high school peer Nicola, Fogell is interrupted by Bill Hader’s Officer Slater and Seth Rogan’s Officer Michaels who not only ruin his big night but begin to berate him for ditching them earlier in the film. The scene is hilarious, a stand out among many in the film, and a worthy mention here.

American psycho

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes American Psycho

Based on the iconic and controversial 80s satire novel of the same name, Mary Harron’s American Psycho (2000) starring Christian Bale as a Wall Street serial killer, is a cult favourite and hilariously damning commentary on yuppie culture.

There are too many great (and often disturbing) moments to count in this stylish affair but there is one in particular that has become somewhat of an infamous scene for the movie.

Alton Williams, Editor of battleroyalwithcheese.com – a popular film blog of news, reviews and interviews — describes the scene as his top pick of movie sex scenes. “Out of the many, many films sex scenes I have seen, the one that sticks with me is the one in Mary Harron’s American Psycho”.

“In this scene Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) has sex with two prostitutes (Cara Seymour and Guinevere Turner) while listening to the song Sussudio by Phil Collins. Everyone should listen to Phil Collins while jumping one’s (or two’s) bones”.

The spectacularly choreographed intercourse, put together by Bale himself, plays out, as mentioned above by Alton Williams, to Phil Collins’ majestic pop track Sussudio. This paring makes this scene not only laugh out loud funny, as Bale flexes his muscles in the mirror behind the two girls, but epitomises the personality of this uber narcissist in one image. No list of memorable movie sex scenes can be complete without mentioning Patrick’s date night with Christy and Sabrina.

Black Swan

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Black Swan

Darron Aronofsky’s dark and disturbing psychological thriller about Natalie Portman’s ballet dancer is already a tense affair. There is all kinds of thought provoking imagery taking place in 2010’s The Black Swan, and then THAT scene comes out of nowhere.

Portman’s rivalry with Mila Kunis during the movie is an intimate relationship to say the least, and when the two get together, leading to Kunis going down on Portman’s character in the confines of a gritty realistic framing, it becomes too hot to handle.

Culminating with Portman climaxing while Kunis is giving her oral sex, the scene is impossible to forget. The performances and how alive the whole scene feels makes the audience believe that these two are indeed this crazy for each other, and that all the panting, all the lustful stares, are more than Oscar worthy acting choices. This is a must watch.

Boogie Nights

Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Boogie Nights

A movie starring a 90s Mark Wahlberg as an aspiring porn star is bound to supply audiences with a few great sex scenes, and it certainly didn’t disappoint. But Paul Thomas Anderson’s breakout 1997 movie Boogie Nights, contains no more memorable scene than that early encounter with Julianne Moore.

Moore, who plays a veteran porn star in the flick, is pretending during a shoot to interview Wahlberg’s character for a job. This scene is typical cheesy porno type stuff but the scene kicks into gear when Moore asks Walhberg to pull out his penis – which in the film is ridiculously oversized – causing the porno’s entire camera crew to reel in awe. The scene is made funnier still as Moore comments, “that is a massive cock” then proceeds to screw him over her desk.

The scene is cheesy, funny, and undeniably hot, featuring Julianne Moore in an unforgettable performance, all capped off as she demands Wahlberg, “come inside her”. This is about as adult as sex gets in mainstream movies and the film is worth seeing for this scene alone. But also watch the whole thing because it’s a classic.

Mulholland drive

Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Mulholland Drive

On paper, Mulholland Drive is perhaps not a film that instantly comes to mind. David Fincher’s bizarre and obtuse psychological drama about an aspiring actress becoming devoured by Hollywood, doesn’t jump out as being overtly raunchy, but there is a particular scene all fans of the film will know, and it is surprisingly titillating.

Naomi Watts’ starring character Betty is enraptured in a close relationship with new friend Rita (Laura Harring) and the two become more and more intertwined as the film progresses. And at one point in the film Betty finally gives into Rita as the two are lying in bed, her desires taking over. A kiss here and a bottom lip there, all leads to an incredibly hot scene that is also particularly tender.

It might not have the graphicness of say Boogie Nights or American Psycho, but it’s undoubtedly an arousing affair as these two beautiful women are unable to resist or keep their hands of each other.

The Notebook

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes The Notebook

This soppy romantic drama starring Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams is easy to poke fun at but if you have actually watched The Notebook (2004), you will know it’s an obvious edition to this list.

The two lovers are reunited as adults and after McAdams comes in from the rain, drenched from head to toe, looking great in the process, she and Gosling then finally get it on and neither holds back. The effectiveness of the scene has plenty to do with the build-up of course, their history together playing a factor, and also the fact that she is actually engaged to someone else.

This incredibly hot moment is a coming together of all their past frustrations, a release of tension as Gosling slams McAdams against the wall and then throws her down onto the bed. It’s rough, it’s hot, and monumentally passionate. It doesn’t get much better than this.

Wild Things

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes - Wild Things

1998’s Wild Things is, as everyone who has seen the movie will attest, a must film to recognise. This erotic thriller starring Matt Dillon and Denise Richards is incredibly hot and tells the tale of a sexual assault accusation against a High School counsellor.

The film has become known not for its storyline but for the explicit sexual scenes that have gained it a lot of notoriety. The key scene in question really is something else and features Denise Richards in stunning form engaging in an incredibly hot threesome with Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell.

The film might not be a classic but this moment and others like it steal the show, making Wild Things an absolute must when checking off this list.

Titanic

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Titanic

Yes we all know the scene in question here, and yes, it’s not particularly graphic and kind of corny, but it is unquestionably memorable and for many of a certain age it was their first foray into movie sex and thusly the wider world beyond.

This is just the sentiment from Epiphora, a sex toy reviewer and blogger at HeyEpiphora.com.

“Maybe it’s because the movie came out when I was just starting to understand sex, maybe it’s because my crush on both Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio was so strong at the time, but I still love the scene in Titanic where they have sex in a car in the storage area of the ship. I think the thrill of the forbidden is the hottest thing about the scene — the way they have to escape below deck, where Rose’s despicable husband can’t find them, and how we don’t know whether this will be the only time they ever get to be intimate”.

Epiphora hits the nail right on the head. The forbidden love, the secrecy and danger as the two lovers are in the midst of a passionate romance aboard the doomed vessel.

Jack and Rose — played memorably by Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in James Cameron’s 1997 classic – find each other at their most tender, deep in the bowels of the ship, no longer content at longing looks and nude painting sessions.

This is the first time the two come together in this way, and in the backseat of a car make their desires official, steaming up the windows in the process. All while Rose’s husband to be smokes cigars on the ships upper deck.

It’s not the hottest but it is certainly memorable and a great addition to this list.

Friends with benefits

The Most Memorable Movie Sex Scenes Friends with Benefits

Mila Kunis here makes her second appearance on the list. Not all that surprising as the actress oozes sex appeal and makes a lot of fun acting choices. Starring here with Justin Timberlake in 2011’s Friends with Benefits, this hilarious film is a standout.

This is no doubt a popular choice, as Sean Evans of the film blog Back to the Movies – a site that shares its love of film with a passionate fan base – can attest. Sean names this sexy rom-com about two friends trying to have a no-strings-attached sexual adventure as an absolute standout.

“I love the sex scenes in Friends with Benefits” Sean says. “They’re the perfect mix of comedy and romance. It’s hilarious to see Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake giving regimented instructions to one another on what they like / dislike. It deserves a place on that list”.

Sean is absolutely right on this. Not only are Kunis and Timberlake great together on camera, producing a lot of hot moments with one another, but the added levity provided here pierces these moments, particularly in their first scene after becoming ‘friends with benefits’, making their sexual affair truly memorable.

 

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Celebs you didn’t know where GILFs

We always see a collection of the hottest MILFs on the internet, but why shouldn’t GILFs get the same attention?

Many of us have grown up admiring the beauty of these women on our screens, or listening to their music and we think they rightfully deserve some recognition for their looks.

So we have created this list of the hottest celebrity GILFs who we know you wouldn’t mind walking across the street, and are definitely sure to get you in the mood for some granny phone sex tonight.

Goldie Hawn

The blonde-bombshell has graced both the silver and small screen for 50 years and has been a bona-fide sex symbol throughout.

Goldie Hawn

Now, at the age of 71, Goldie is a grandmother to five children from her son and daughter Oliver and Kate Hudson both of which have gone on to follow in their mother’s acting footsteps.

Hawn is best known for her Academy Award and Golden Globe Award winning performance for Best Supporting Actress in the 1969 film, Cactus Flower.

Looking at Goldie it is hard to believe she has three grown children, but you can tell where her daughter Kate got her looks from.

Rita Wilson

Though not a grandmother, Rita Wilson has made it onto the list as a stepGILF.

Rita Wilson

Married to Tom Hanks since 1988, the former Sleepless in Seattle (1993) and My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) actress has made her way into our list because of Hanks’ sons’ children.

Kris Jenner

The matriarchal figure of one of the most recognisable families on the planet; Kris Jenner is a grandmother to six.

Kris Jenner celebrity GILF

 

Mother of Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Kendall and Kylie Jenner, she refuses to be called ‘grandmother’ by any of her grandchildren.

I think we all owe Kris a big thank you for bring the likes of Kim and Kourtney into the world and it really isn’t hard to see where they got their looks from.

Emmylou Harris

The 13 time Grammy winner has been producing music as an American singer and songwriter for nearly 50 years.

Emmy Lou Harris

Emmylou will turn 70 this year, but I think we can all agree that she certainly qualifies as a celebrity GILF.

Many consider her the ‘George Clooney’ of GILFs, but one thing is certain – Emmylou is embracing her grandmother status. Natural and rocking the silver hair, she looks like she bakes in the morning but by evening, can rock the red carpet in a glamourous dress.

The folk singer is the definition of a silver fox, and has managed to keep hold of her slender figure and elegant looks over the decades.

Jessica Lange

Jessica Lange is one of the most celebrated American actresses of all time, with an awards haul to-boot including three Emmy Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, and two Academy Awards. In total, Lange has amassed nearly 60 awards over her career.

Jessica Lange

The golden GILF is best known for her performances in the 1976 remake of King Kong and her role in soap opera, Tootsie.

Susan Lucci

Most recognisable for her role as Erica Kane on ABC-TV’s All My Children, Susan Lucci has won an Emmy Award for Best Actress and this brunette is the epitome of a GILF.

Susan Lucci

Unbelievably, Lucci turned 70 back in December but we still don’t believe that she is over 50; credit for her looks could go to her successful skincare business.

The stunning grandma was still flaunting it on the 2006 series of Dancing with the Stars, the same year that she was inducted into the Broadcasting Hall of Fame.

Marie Osmond

Another American singer/actress has made it onto our list of sexiest celebrity GILFs.

Now is the turn of the brunette bombshell Marie Osmond, the country and pop singer from Utah.

Marie Osmond

Osmond has been making hearts race courtesy of her hit music, as well as her acting appearances.

The brunette beauty has even managed to write three books, but with her looks she deserve to be on our screens more often.

Jane Seymour

Born in Middlesex back in 1951, Jane Seymour made her film debut in Richard Attenborough’s Oh! What a Lovely War in 1969.

At 65, Jane Seymour is still as hot as she was back when she appeared in the James Bond film Live and Let Die (1973) as Solitaire, Bond girl and the psychic to baddie Dr. Kananga.

Jane Seymour

In 2009, IGN named their top 10 ‘Bond Babes’, listing the likes of Halle Berry for her role as Jinx and Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore.

Seymour rightfully made it in to the top 10 and no one can argue with that.

Suzanne Somers

Suzanne Somers the actress, author, singer and businesswoman turned 70 last October and is most definitely a GILF.

Suzanne Somers

Best known as Chrissy Snow on Three’s Company, Somers had one son with first husband Bruce Somers back in the ‘60s who later made her a grandmother.

The California-born beauty has even gone on to become a successful author, after releasing her first book back in 2006.

Tina Knowles

Celestine “Tina” Beyince-Lawson’s biggest achievement can definitely be bringing her stunning eldest daughter Beyoncé into the world.

Tina Knowles

But it was Beyoncé’s younger sister, Solange Knowles who first made Tina a grandmother when she gave birth to her son Daniel Julez Judo Smith, Jr.

Tina, a successful fashion designer, always looks amazing for her age at her many public appearances.

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Swingers reveal their most public romps

From the nets at Old Trafford to Buckingham Palace’s toilets, filthy British swingers have revealed the sauciest places that they have ever romped.


Swingers in public

The Star revealed the confessions that a group of swingers posted on an anonymous message board the raciest places that they have ever hooked up in public.

The couples said that the risk behind public sex make it that much more arousing for them, taking their “danger sex” desires to new levels.

One couple revealed all about their very regal romp in the toilets at Buckingham Palace, while another told of how they managed to get down and dirty at Chessington World of Adventures.

On the message board they said, “My girlfriend at the time was feeling very horny so just decided there and then to find somewhere we could release our tension.”

Another couple even admitted to heading out onto the pitch of Manchester United’s Old Trafford Stadium. The anonymous swinger from Conway, Wales took to the board to reveal how she earnt her grass stains.

Old Trafford pitch

“In the net of Manchester United’s football ground, on a stadium tour and managed to get down to it for three minutes before security rudely removed us from the grounds.”

She did also reveal the reason behind the goal-mouth action, claiming that “the point was to find a place that’s always on TV.”

Elsewhere, these saucy swingers have revealed that they even managed to make time for it in a private pod on the London Eye.

Another exposed the naked truth about an intimate episode within the scenic location of Edinburgh Castle, after a couple managed to sneak into the toilets.

If you haven’t quite conjured up the confidence to try out “danger sex” or public sex yet, you can always enjoy some hot live phone sex instead.

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Sex horror stories

I think we all agree that sex is awesome, sometimes though sex can go painfully and horrifically wrong.

For some reason, the worst things seem to happen when people get it on: whether its things breaking that shouldn’t, others having messy accidents at a time of passion and couples getting interrupted by their pets.

After reading the following sex horror stories you will realise how much safer it is to call our adult phone sex lines, as this list is certainly not for the faint hearted. If you get squeamish you may want to look away now.

Three times unlucky

Three times unlucky

One reader told Bro Bible that a friend of his had met a girl at a concert and after several days of texting and messaging on Facebook the pair met up and started getting close.

The girl said that she was a virgin and that she didn’t want to lose her virginity to a guy she only knew for a short time, so she suggested anal sex.

After the struggle of getting it in, she hurriedly told him to pull it out because it hurt and as he did, she pooed all over his penis. She then ran out of his house embarrassed as he went to clean himself up.

The friend reconciled with the girl and the romance started to blossom again and on this occasion the girl offered the man oral sex. The girl attempted to gobble the guys penis and it hit her gag reflex and she ended up being sick all over the man’s mid region, cue her running out of his house again.

A few minutes later though, the girl knocked at the guy’s door and asked whether he owned a cat and after he said he did she revealed that she’d ran over the family pet.

But despite the girl killing the family cat, puking on him and pooing on him, the loved up lad tried calling her multiple times and she just ignored him.

Dogs like balls

Dog interrupts couple

In a Buzzfeed article a reader revealed that he was on top of his girlfriend romping away.

The saucy couple were rudely interrupted when the guy’s pet dog wondered over and started licking his owner’s balls and bum while he was mid flow.

A banana split

Another horror story happened when a guy met a girl at a party and after a few drinks the pair went to the lady’s hotel room.

The friend, who was retelling the story to Bro Bible, said that around an hour after the pair disappeared he got a call from his mate and it was the girl using his phone.

The distressed girl was shouting down the phone telling him to come up to the room immediately. As the man entered the room he saw his mate curled up on the floor and surrounded by his own blood.

The guy was in agony and later it was revealed that the girl had propped herself up on her shoulders and elbows with her hips in mid-air and the daring friend decided to go all Evil Knievel and jump penis first into the women’s vagina.

It was unsurprising that after several alcoholic beverages the man had messed his jump up, missed the girl and fell right into the floor and ended up with a split penis!

The poor lad had to get a blood transfusion as the girl hadn’t called the emergency services first. Even worse the lad wasn’t able to have sex for months.

A bloody mouth

Bloody mouth

A girl retold the story how her boyfriend insisted on going down on her whilst she was on her period.

After letting him, the lad resurfaced gagging, before running off to her bathroom and being sick everywhere. After returning from the bathroom and finally calming down he told the girl that he had swallowed a blood clot.

The embarrassed pair did eventually see the funny side of it all.

Tape worm troubles

According to a reader on All Night, a man and girl met up and headed back to her apartment.

Things started to heat up and soon they were ripping each other’s clothes off. The girl then pounced and jumped on top of the unsuspecting guy and spun him round into a 69er position.

As the pair went to work, the guy said he kept feeling a tap on his forehead and despite ignoring it for a few minutes he looked up to see what it was and to his horror realised it was a tape worm dangling from her bum.

The guy was so disturbed he got the girl off of him and ran straight out of the door.

Don’t ever rest against a window

According to the Ranker website, one couple were having a very sexy afternoon, but unfortunately it ended in absolute tragedy.

As the couple were making love against a window, the glass broke and they fell out together and both died on impact.

Belly button delivery

Belly button used in the wrong way

In another weird sex story a girl talks about how she started to hook up with a guy she fancied at work. She believed the guy was a virgin and after what he did during the night he left that way.

Although things started well, the guy stuck his dick in the women’s belly button and after asking what he was doing, the innocent guys’ response was “isn’t that where babies come from?”

Cue the girl quickly grabbing her stuff and getting out of his house. Despite the embarrassing night, the lad turned up to work the next day and asked for a second chance, but the girl kindly refused.

After reading these sex horror stories you might want to talk to our granny phone sex service to get comforted that none of these horrible events will happen to you.

Ex-hotel worker reveals raunchy stories from job

An ex-hotel worker has lifted the lid on some of the things he saw while working at a 5-star hotel in Brisbane, Australia.

In an article on the Daily Star website, the former hotel employee revealed what some frisky hotel guests got up to during their vacations.

One of his shocking confessions included walking in on a porno that was being filmed. The former employee of the hotel said he took up a bottle of Champagne to a suite and as he walked into the room, an amateur X-rated porno was being filmed.

The scene, which was something you are more likely to discuss on a domination phone sex chat line, saw three people engaging in sex acts whilst being filmed with a camera on a tri-pod.

He said, “As I opened the door and walked through the foyer of the suite, I could see a tripod with a camera positioned towards the bed in the open-plan living room – bedroom area.

“Sometimes companies book out the suites to do interviews so I thought that might have been it.

“But instead I see a threesome occurring – there was one male and two females – with a semi-professional–looking video camera in their suite.”

From sex in the pool to a naked man wondering the corridors

Walking in on an amateur porno was not the only bizarre event that the man saw, as other highlights from his time working at the hotel included catching a saucy couple having sex in the hotel pool.

On another day at work, the former employee found a naked man wondering the corridors after locking himself out of his room, before finally getting a replacement key from the reception.

The ex-hotel porter went on to say that the frisky guests didn’t seem to care when they were caught as they were paying lots of money to stay in the hotel.

These sex stories are not completely bizarre as there have been lots of cases of people being caught having sex in public.

One recent story reported a randy couple appearing to bonk in the middle of a packed nightclub in Cardiff.

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I’m A Celebrity girls strip off for racy shower scene

I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here has become one of the most popular reality TV shows in the UK and with this year’s beauties heading for a racy shower scene, its popularity could increase even more.

Every year the show’s super-hot ladies strip off to their bikinis and enjoy a cool down away from camp, and this year’s celebs are no different.

Strictly Come Dancing star Ola Jordan and TV and radio presenter Lisa Snowdon raised the jungle heat by showing off their incredible figures in small bikinis and swimsuits as they relaxed in the jungle pool and showered under the waterfall.

Later the pair were joined in the shower by former Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman and Gogglebox star Scarlett Moffatt.

Lisa Snowden was pictured in a black swimsuit and in an article in the Sun it said the stars even gave Carol Vorderman competition in the cleavage stakes.

If you haven’t seen the shower scene then you will be able to watch it on TV later this week and if you are left wanting more then you can call our live phone sex chat and make your dreams come true.

I’m A Celeb’s sexiest shower scenes

Over the years there have been many sexy shower scenes broadcast on the ITV programme and here are some of the show’s sexiest.

Back in 2006 Myleene Klass started the shower craze, as she was filmed washing off in a small white bikini.

Miss Universe stunner Amy Willerton wowed viewers in 2013 when she stripped off to show her tan in a stunning white bikini. In the same series, viewers got to see Corrie star Helen Flanagan’s cleavage in a small red bikini.

In 2014 Mel Sykes stole the show when she stripped down to a skimpy purple bikini and showered under the waterfall.

Last year’s programme saw Geordie Shore’s Vicky Pattison, who had been quoted saying she wasn’t a ‘sexy jungle scene girl’, make an impression on viewers when she showered under the now famous waterfall.

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Top sex festivals in the world

If you are bored of adult movies delivering flaccid performances and are looking for something beyond the unusual then there are lots of sex festivals you can visit.

Everyone likes a bit of domination phone sex and there are festivals all over the world that not only focus on domination, but BDSM and a variety of other saucy fetishes.

Sex festivals are huge, live events that allow visitors to get ringside seats to no-holds-barred shows and exhibits. There are also sex festivals that are dedicated to the adult film industry and erotic movies.

People who want to visit the very best festivals could easily build a very entertaining calendar and join the thousands of people that attend these shows.

So without further ado, here is our guide to the best sex festivals in the world.

Exotic Erotic Ball, San Francisco

This event has been celebrating flesh, fetish and freedom for the last thirty years and its main event is San Francisco’s Exotic Erotic Ball, which happens once a year, every year.

The event actually began as a celebration of freedom of expression, but now there are usually 15 thousand revellers turning out for the event and most of them are elaborately attired in sexy garb, with many of them masked and some of them nearly or completely nude.

The carnival atmosphere combines live music with thousands of live shows. The general public can also meet and mingle with adult performers, reality show casts, and celebrities as well as watch some of the most outrageous things ever seen in public.

There are also a variety of contests for Best Costume, and Mr. and Ms. Exotic Erotic Ball. Bottom line: the entertainment value of the Exotic Erotic Ball is jaw-dropping.

There is also a Make Love, Not War tour this year and it will visit major cities across the globe to gather people who like to express themselves sexually.

Date of Festival: 28th October 2017 in San Francisco

Sexpo, Melbourne

SEXPO

In spite of its catchy name, SEXPO is not only an exhibition about sex as it also focuses on health, sexuality and adult lifestyles.

The show debuted in Australia in 1996 and was originally formed to allow women and couples to experience all the adult industry had to offer and since its formation the show has attracted nearly three million visitors.

Exhibitors at the event specialise in a wide range of areas such as aviation, wine tasting, marine sports, electronic home entertainment systems, holiday resorts, spa pools, physical fitness equipment, chiropractors, photographers and, of course, a range of sex retailers.

The event also has a stage with rock concert lighting and audio, which is the backdrop for a variety of entertaining performances.

Popular international celebrities and stage acts include the world famous ‘penile artist’ Pricasso, who uses his penis as a brush to paint portraits, as well as numerous local and international adult stars. SEXPO also encourages crowd participation shows, fashion parades, pole-dancing classes and hosts free giveaways.

Date of Festival: 24-27 November, Melbourne

Young Swingers Week, Jamaica

Swing Fest are the organisers behind Young Swingers Week and this event is where visitors are able to party like it’s Spring Break in the U.S.

The event boasts nude pools, clothing-optional pools, all-inclusive bars and lots of other X-rated activities.

There are also an array of other activities visitors can do like go snorkelling, windsurfing or paddle boarding to name just a few.

Last year’s Young Swingers week took place at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica.

Date of Festival: March 2017 in Jamaica.

Kinky Salon, San Francisco

Kinky Salon

If you have got a fetish for unusual intimate festivals, put this one at or near the top of your list.

The event explores the world of BDSM, fetishes and it celebrates the diversity of the adult festival industry.

Also, if you’re into body art, piercings and other “modifications,” this is the festival to get your bodywork done or updated.

Although the main event is in San Francisco, Kinky Salon host events all over the world including Berlin, Austin, Copenhagen, London, Denver, Los Angeles, Paris and Portland to name a few.

Date of Festival: 19th November

Seattle Erotic Art Festival

Erotic Art

The Seattle Erotic Art Festival is an experience unlike any other art museum or gallery in the world. Over the course of the three days a selection of the finest erotic art in the world is displayed at the Seattle Center Exhibition Hall.

During regular festival hours visitors can view the art and watch daily entertainment, from poetry readings to pantomime and acrobatic displays.

If you want a souvenir then the festival store sells a variety of prints by the artists featured in the festival. Attendees in the evening can attend a sexy art party that boasts DJs, performers and a fantastically energetic crowd.

The Festival art will certainly engage you, titillate you, and make you think.

Date of Festival: April 2017

Kutemajrvi Sex Festival, Finland

A Scandinavian country hosting one of the best sex festivals in the world may surprise a few people, but it has a well-earned reputation for, shall we say, covering all the sexual bases.

Lectures on sex and shows that display things you never thought people could do, with and without their clothes on, are certainly some of the highlights.

Exhibitors at the Kutemajrvi Sex Festival come to show off the latest sex products, while thousands of visitors from all over the world arrive to watch the shows, dancers and other performers do their thing.

Date of Festival: July 2017

Image Credits: micadew, Sexpo, Daniele Devoti, Alfredo Gayou.

Celebs reveal all during holidays

Celebrities have been revealing all during recent holidays with the likes of Katie Price, Lauren Pope and ex-Apprentice star Selina Waterman-Smith being snapped in skimpy swimsuits.

Apart from ringing a live phone sex line, there isn’t anything much better than being in your room and seeing some photographs of hot celebrities in their sexy swimsuits.

Recently, there seems to have been a wave of celebs being snapped scantily dressed during their winter breaks.

An article in the Sun recently published photographs of Katie Price frolicking on a beach in Barbados with her husband. The images show Katie in the sea and strolling along a beach on the paradise island in a mismatched bikini.

Katie Price is not alone as the former The Only Way is Essex star Lauren Pope has also been snapped showing off her toned and tanned body in a small blue and white stripped bikini whilst on holiday in Ibiza.

If you like a business woman, then ex-Apprentice babe Selina Waterman-Smith has been showing off her curves in Dubai. A newspaper article in the tabloid press shows the 32-year-old soaking up the sun beside a swimming pool during a break in the United Arab Emirates.

Sea boobies

There have been a range of saucy holiday snaps of topless celebrities in the past, and one that many will remember is former CBeebies presenter Sarah-Jane Honeywell’s first holiday with now-husband Ayden Callaghan, who plays Joe Roscoe in Channel 4’s Hollyoaks.

As you will see from this article on the Sun website, Sarah-Jane Honeywell was pictured topless during the couples break.

One of the most infamous photographs that have been published was the pictures of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless with Prince William at a private villa in Provence, France.

Other celebrities who have been photographed topless:

–  Heidi Klum

– Catherine Zeta-Jones

– Miley Cirus

– Cameron Diaz

– Kelly Brook

– Sienna Miller